So, in the monthly email newsletter on healthy living that I receive gratis from my beneficent employer, I read:
Find Yourself in the Stressed Lane?Huh.
When you find you need to take a moment to relax and slow down, contact The Relaxation Phone Line at
[...]. This line is a recorded relaxation message that provides you with an opportunity to unwind and renew for a few minutes during your day. The Relaxation Phone Line is available 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Is there also a Relaxation Blog (with a relax-o-feed)? Or maybe an @relaxifier I can follow on Twitter?
Clearly I need more coffee ...